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sajhafan
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Posted on 07-10-08 2:32
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> Note: Please be prepared for this in 2050 as it is very unusual > > for us at this time but its FUTURE of Nepal. > > Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office? > > John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping. > > Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that strict. > > John : Yeah, but I managed to get it. > > Alex : How long it took to get it stamped? > > John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was > > standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. > > That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited > > and returned by 4 pm. > > Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped > > for USA. > > > > John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will be interested in > > coming to USA man, their economy has & been booming. > > Alex : So, when are you leaving? > > John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the > > client in Nepal and you know, I will be getting a > > chance to fly Nepal Airlines. Sort of dream come true. > > Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal. > > John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in > > Nepal, my company has promised me that they will process my > > Hariyo Patra. > > Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a > > Hariyo Patra in Nepal. > > John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there. > > Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara and Biratnagar. > > John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured. > > Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath? > > John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, > > it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation. > > Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, ! > > Rs. 1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Pok, Birat? > > John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in > > Kath. It is like the world headquarters of Software. > > Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having > > one personal Robot for help. > > John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a > > personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream > > is to purchase Sherpa, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design. > > Alex : By the way, who is your client? > > John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese company, > > specializing in Embedded Software. > > Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese > > company. They are really intelligent and unlike > > American Bodyshoppers who have opened their > > Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal. Nepalese companies > > pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend > > Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit > > Birgunj, the most livable > place in Nepal, probably world. There you have full > > freedom and no restrictions. They have one of the > > world's biggestdry port you see. You can do whatever > > you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that > > system. > > John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also > > follows their footsteps. > > Alex : How are you going to cope with their language? > > John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning > > Nepali as my first language here at New York. At the > > Consulate they tested my proficiency in Nepali and were > > quite impressed by my cent percent score > > in TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International Language. > > Alex : So, you are going to have fun there. > > John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest > > train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywood > > where you can see actors like, Rajesh Hamal, and all. > > Funworld is also in Kollywood. > > Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to v! > > isit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas. > > John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari visited > > White House and donated Rs. 200000/- for infrastructure > > development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we > > follow the model of High-Tech City of Kathmandu.Bill Gates > > also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person. > > Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to split > > Mercantile's Neposys. > > John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of > > Neposys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. > > It seems, if you keep all his money converted as > > Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto. > > Alex : OK, Good Luck John. > > John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a > > Daura Suruwal because they will think you are too Nepalised > > and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your > > Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to > > say 'Namaste, Tapai! kasto hunuhunchha' to the Visa officer at Window 95. > > It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if You don't greet him that way.Hope u enjoyed > > it................You will be proud to be a Nepali in 2050, > > won't you
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bhikhaari
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Posted on 07-10-08 3:00
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haha...dreams! hope they come true!
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syd_acid
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Posted on 07-10-08 3:38
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i read it long time bak..
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sajhafan
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Posted on 07-11-08 10:12
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i found it somewhere..............isn't it funny.
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Riten
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Posted on 07-11-08 11:04
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It's funny. But, dude, it's much repeated old joke (Sajha ma nai char paach choti dekhi sakey), which was not even originally Nepal related. I think some Indian guy made this up (replace Nepal for India) some 10 years back.
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guru91
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Posted on 07-11-08 12:21
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cheap joke yar. cmon need something better.
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anilbro
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Posted on 07-11-08 12:38
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Birgunj, the most livable place in Nepal, probably world. Very funny.
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Chintamani
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Posted on 07-11-08 2:08
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good one but I think we should change the date from 2050 A.D to 20050 A.D
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