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Posted on 02-27-08 8:19 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Cafe N

 


Welcome To Cafe N
Paradise welcomes you


   

 
Todays:
Thing To Ponder:
How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
 
Quote of The Day:
"They can because they think they can."-Virgil
 
Joke of the Day:
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.
 
Last edited: 03-Mar-08 08:33 AM

 
Posted on 03-21-08 11:02 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You bear sole responsibility if the character in this story matches you. This is a virtual story of a virtual world with virtual characters. Too bad, if it matches you!! I am posting it here no matter what! I am just a click away!!!! EN Todo Jesto!!!!


The Encouragement Day

Feb 8th 2008
Nepte went to open the mail box after returning to his quarter from the parade field. He saw envelop with ‘dated material’ from Fort SndyTL, CA. He called the brigadier’s office in CA, and, tried to get hold of the brigadier. Her secretary told him she was busy at arranging a party at Fort Lootedale Base, TX.
Party?- asked Nepte.
“Yes sir, you should have gotten a mail from her office too” said the secretary. Nepte, after knowing what the letter was about, opened that envelop and read the letter. That read-

Dear all,
I am writing this letter to inform ya’ll to come to Fort Lootedale Base to encourage ya’ll’s dear friend and my dearest bhai Loote. Ya’ll be on time ni feri!! Sharp at 8 AM Central Nautanki Time (CNT) on coming Saturday.

Brigadier,
SNDY

Fort SndyTL, Ca.

P.S Ya’ll better be prepared to encourage.

After going through the letter he asked himself- encourage Loote at what? He had no clue. And, “ya’ll better be prepared to encourage” on the post script kept his head spinning. He tried to figure out and finally gave up and called the brigadier on her cell phone.  He had no luck there to get hold of her. He started cursing the hell at the local post office not bringing that mail on time. He had no time to be prepared because he got the letter a day before the party day. Is it a party day or an encouragement day? He asked himself, and was clueless still.

Feb 9th 2008, Fort Lootedale, Tx.

Nepte reached Fort Lootedale base at around 7 AM CNT. After showing his ID card to the guard at the door and telling him to keep up the good work he headed towards the big notice board when guard mentioned that the brigadier wanted everyone to read the notice before they go to their respective tents assigned for them. The notice read:

Dear all,
Thank you for coming here and taking part at encouraging ya’ll’s dear friend and my dearest bhai Loote. I am sure you will encourage him. Proceed to your tent and relax for a while. I will bring Loote to your tent so that you can encourage him.

P.S Nepte I do not want any upadhro ni feri !!! I am telling ya.  I mean it!!!!!!Natra…….

Ussss, ussss, ussss. As if I am the only upadhryaa over here- thought Nepte and headed to his tent, but was still clueless about the whole ‘encourage’ topic. Everybody , started to come to the base one after another. They seemed aware of what they needed to do. Nepte, met everyone to figure out what he had to do exactly. No luck there for him. He decided to ask Sndy and headed to her tent.

Nepte finally located the brigadier’s tent in that windy day. Wind was blowing about 20-25 mph. but the gust in between the tents made it feel like it was blowing about 50 mph. Feeling the wind gust he thought the insurance company was nothing but a rip-off business. They should provide an ‘air gust’ insurance as a complimentary package for an adult of an excellent weight for his/her height.

Outside her tent Nepte heard Sndy, talking  to Loote:

Sndy: lutu, please say yes ni babu – mayalu tone here
Sndy: loote, vaney ko mann hai natra….- voice filled with anger
Sndy: aau bhai aau, I will rub some bengay at your sore fingers. Hera ta story type garda garda finger swell nai vaye chha – very gentle this time
Sndy: aba ta mana vaneyko. Look at me ma happy chhaina ta? Camo lai hera kati khusi chha!! Nepte ta yo kuraa garyo vaney bdgrukk budrukk ufranchha. Timi chai kina yesto?- crying this time.

Nepte was still clueless hearing Sndy talking to Loote. She sounded like she was trying to persuade him to do something that she has done, and Camo has. He heard her saying that he himself would jump off the floor if he get to do whatever that was. Nepte could not resist and entered the tent.

Nepte: dijju darshan!
Sndy: Nepte, when are you gonna learn to knock the door before you come in? – very angry.
Nepte: sorry dijju. This whole topic of encouragement is driving me crazy. What are we encouraging Loote to do? And where is Loote?
Sndy: Loote at his tent.
Nepte: at his tent re? and who were you talking to?
Sndy: I was just practicing to encourage Loote.
Nepte: hyaaa, k k ho k k!!! khoi godaa deesyoss dhogam natra feri arko mahabharat suru garisinchha  hajur.
Sndy: vo vo pardaina aaja. Lucky you today!!!
Nepte: he he he. Dhanna chhui bhaako belaa maa pareychha!!! Sadhai chhui vaisyo na kailey ni dhognai pardaina malai!!!
Sndy: chupp!!! Badtaa haina hai. Aafulai Loote lai convience garauna katro tension chha!
Nepte: k kuraa maa convience garauney ta?
Sndy: common lets go get Loote and take him to all the tents. You will know!!!

At Mav's Tent:

(coming up next)

Happy holi to ya'll!!!

 
Posted on 03-21-08 2:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LOL @ Nepte ... nice one.

Happy holi to you all!

:)

 
Posted on 03-21-08 3:17 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.LOL @ npl2us bro!! ha ha ha!!

Ani tyaspachhi ke bhayo? Story ma Captain Saab ko prawesh kasari hunchha? ke flip flop ra TL ko pani tyaha upasthiti thiyo? ke LooTe lai samjhauna sisterjaan saksham hunubhayo? Ani Juggy ko story ma kasto bhumika chha? Aru ko ko chhan kathaa maa? Kripaya jharko namaani sunaaunu hola!!

Hey Captain How r ya?

Hello to Rest!

Salute!


 
Posted on 03-21-08 3:32 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Happy lolas and raang and holi to everyone :D Hope everyones doing wonderful!

 


 
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(In case, if you're wondering, what's going on with the colors, I deliberately made it gaudy :D)



HAHA
Jugs bro...I liked your compilation, and liked these three the most

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11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

It had almost happened to me, and few times not just once....HAHA

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

This is soooo freakin true.....others who know me might feel the same abt me hahaha...

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Hahaha....let's fold the half and make it four times hahaha

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NPL,
What 'encouragement' are you talking about? looks like SNDY herself needs encouragement more than anyone else HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bhaute,

Where you hiding now? Look I have pichkari, lola, abir, mobil ani ke ke keke....chance chhaina bachne :D

Captain: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

Mav: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

Camo: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

NPL: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

Danny bro: HOLI HAIIIIIIIII

Jugs: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

Mappey: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

Jack: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII


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ANi keti haru

Let's start with uptown HAHAHA...you will get all the colors :D

UPTOWNGAL : HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 
sn di: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

Flips: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

limca: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

TL: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

Rythm: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

Cleo: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

nails: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIII

REST OF THE GANG: HOLI HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII



Let's go to Chautari NOW



 
Posted on 03-24-08 1:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hi everyone!!! how are ya'll doing? i am fyaaan thanku.

 
Posted on 03-24-08 1:09 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.Good Afternoon Cafe!

Lemon: LTNS. Hope all is well there! :-)

LooTe bro: belated happy Holi to you too!! :-)

npl2us bro: Where's the next part of that story?

Hello to Rest of the Gang!

Salute!


 
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It snowed at last in my  town!! Late snow but still it snowed!!
Spring Snow!
**Puff Puff, it falls over from heaven,
ah white bliss, perfect over red slopes
Snow snow, white puffs some more,
For with snow puff, my heart elopes!!**

 
Posted on 03-24-08 1:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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The Encouragement day (continued)
You bear sole responsibility if the character in this story matches you. This is a virtual story of a virtual world with virtual characters. Too bad, if it matches you!! I am posting it here no matter what! I am just a click away!!!! EN Todo Jest

Nepte, Loote, and Sndy headed to Mav's tent. On their way Sndy told them that Mavs was brought their by Nautanki helicopter directly from ICU at HiNanu Medical Center in Cincinati. She told them not to disturb him and just read the letter next to his bed. "Goodness Gracious!!!" thought Nepte. She is serious about this encouragement episode to bring the person from ICU.
"Loote, please say yes to whatever she wants you to do bro!!"- said Nepte.
Loote: Ram Ram Ram!!!
Nepte: lau kina Ram Ram Ram ni? What he wants you to do anyway?
Sndy: Hyaa Nepte!! kati karai raako? let's meet Mav's ani you will know.
Inside the tent Mavrick was on the stretcher, with a couple of bottles of saline hanging through hooks. His whole body was covered under cast and a couple of medical attendants to his side was a clear indication that Mavrick may require to be air lifted to the hospital any time. Nepte asked who was the guy in 'Kukhura' position next to Mav's stretcher. Sndy pointed the letter with her eyes next to Mavrick pillow. Nepte grabbed the letter and read that to Loote. Letter read:
Dear Loote,
The person next to my bed in Kukhura position used to be my good friend Rameshwor Udulla Tirupati Subhramanyam from Karnataka. He said his whole family is in hajamat business in India. One day I asked him if he knows some of the skills; like massage and haircut. He said he was proud to learn those skills from his dad and grand dad. That's why i called him to have my hair cut. After a hair cut he massaged my head, dhaad, leg and neck. Now you can tell, looking at me,  how bad are these hajams at massaging. I've gotten broken bones everywhere in my body. Had i been married massage with those soft soft hands wouldn't have broken my neck. What you say looking at me? Still don't wanna listen to Sndy dijju?
P.S Letter prepared by Cerine for Mavrick upon Sndy's request..
After reading that letter Nepte realized that kukhura position was punishment imposed by Sndy on Mavs friend for breaking his neck while massaging. Man! she can punish anyone- thought Nepte. He also learned that Sndy wanted Loote to get married asap.
Loote after hearing the letter from Nepte said, "brahmacharya paramodharma!"

Then they headed to Camo's tent. On their way, Sndy pointed at Juggy who was digging a six by six by six hole right next to his tent. Reason was unclear. Sndy did not explain. She said you will know later on, and she yelled bhaijaan at about 15 feet away from Camo's tent. Camo came out of the tent. He was wearing the Leather ko dhoti, which was a gift from Sndy to Camo on his birth day. Bhabijaan (camo's wifey) followed Camo. When Camo and Bhabhi got out in between the tents the wind blew his dhoti away and Camo started to chase the blown away dhoti. Bhabhijaan , too, followed Camo to rescue him. Dhoti landed at about 10 feet away and every time Camo seemed to have dhoti, it would be blown away another 5 feet or so. he finally dived onto it and got hold of it. He stood his legs a foot apart with his hands raised up in the air, and bhabhijaan helped him to put on that dhoti. They got back to Sndy, Loote and Nepte where Camo said- "See this is the kind of support you can get from married life. Had she not been here i would have been on my boxer in this parade field. What you say Loote bro? Still don't want to listen to Sisterjaan?" Loote said- "brahmacharya paramodharma!" yet again.

They went to Captain's tent next.




 
Posted on 03-24-08 2:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.Juggy Nice picture there!! New Rajesh KC ho?? la la!! :-)

LOL @ npl2us bro!! ha ha ha!! so did you know why is marriage so important? Even a small example of my leather ko dhoti proves it so important, LOL!! It was so funny!!


 
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LOL Nepte, ha ha ha ha ha ha  Specially,  Camo-part was very funny ! rolling on the floor
 
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Lol Nepte..keep going

 
Posted on 03-25-08 10:22 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Get Up ... Stand up..
Stand up for Cafe Spiriiiit


Get Up ... Stand up..

Stand up for Cafe Spiriiiit


 
Posted on 03-25-08 10:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.Yes Sir!!

Salute!! :-)


 
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Hey wonderful people..sorry for being absent..tara I'm bg hai..couldn't help reply today after reading Nepte's funny story..

Neptem, ha ha ha..I was literally doing ladi budi laughing while reading your story..u r something hagi..I really wish we can meet up someday and listen to your wonderfully funny stories..la la...continue with the stories..I'll be free after a week or so and then we'll talk hai ta..

Hello Camo bhaijaan, dhoti uding? LOL..I can imagine how you must've ran after it..LOL

Hey Mav, k cha? he he..

Rest of the Gang..k cha?

 
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If any of u is a member of the sajhaholic group in the facebook, let me know

 
Posted on 03-27-08 9:59 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Where r u guys??

 
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.Hey Maverick! It's nice that you brought the Cafe in frontpage. I hope you are having good time in the chilly weather out there.

Sisterjaan: Good to see you laughing out loud after long long time. hehehe!! Sadhai yasari nai haasi raakhnus hai! :-)

npl2us bro: where's the next part?

Hello to flip flop, LooTe, Cleo, Avani, Captain, Juggy, TL, Lemon, Rythm, Hi Nanu, Jack Sparrow, Deep, Bhaute, Nails, Cerine, Danny and rest of our gang!

Have a good Thursday!

:-)


 
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Sup Camo bro,

well weather is doing some favor these days... so ya enjoying these sunny day..

whats up in ur life.. how are things rolling on..

 
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hi every one!!! Looks like everyone is busy lately!!!! I am pani busy chhu. will talk to ya'll later. jhave a great weekend!!!!!!



 



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