Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper.
- G.K. Chesterton

"WHATTTTTTTTTT - OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" (lil john)

(but in this case, its directed to NepaliTexan ...hahaha )

"PRETTY WOMEN TURN HEADS, AS FOR US, WE BREAK NECKS " :)

BB..haha .. seems like u know some kungfu..
"you cannot plow a field by turning over your head"-author unknown.

jhankri, how about...those who scratch their ass should not bite their fingers.

crowded elevetor smells different to m1dget

u r unique just like everybody else

virginity is like a ballon....one prick all gone

"No matter how hard u try some people are just an assholes."--Donald Trump

"Humans are nothing more than a collection of carbon compounds"

"It is very funny that these carbon compounds have a thing called 'ego'.

Chinese Proverbs:

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Enjoy!!!

You find yourself refreshed by the presence of cheerful people. Why not make an honest effort to confer that pleasure on others? Half the battle is won if you never allow yourself to say anything gloomy.
~ Lydia Marie Child

Laughter is an instant vacation
~ Miltom Berle

"Shall we sag now or sag later?" --Austin Powers to Felicity Shagwell
(Here: Loote to Felicity) :P


Loote

Loote...plz gimme a break. what isa sag??? and god... do i profoundly dislike austin powers or what???

hahaha
sagging is an act which sagadellic people do ;). ooh babe...yeah...

your nic reminded me of the sexy felicity shagwell in austin powers--the spy who shagged me. she was a bomb. hehe

in love with ur nic
loote

yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lutekukkur...... ??...what does it say ? :)

My garrulous feelings are suddenly laconic....
inveterate agonies sabotage augmented desires
And yet this shrunken visions find no place in this "utopia" ...
So, wasn't euthanasia my only way out?
And...this is why... i mander alone in this inferno.
captivated by comatose dreams of life...my felicity lies here.....
...here .... where it is so dark..so gloomy....
As..here... my ideosyncracies get nurtured freely!

--Felicity.

Felicity shagwell, you rock!!!

Wah. kya maara. I am in love with you already ;)

Loote

hahaa Austin Powers and his shaguar huh ! ;) Good going Loote - how about some lines of Dr. Evil? You know when he sings "Its a hard knock life"

" dont know how to be no crib on MTV.
God only knows. Got my Mini-me in the GP see how it goes.
Evil's all that I see... you ask me my name?
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo, I'm a crazy ...."

it's a hard knock life...i love that. ,dr. evil rapping and dancing with mini me..hahaha that was freaking hilarious..

here's another conversation of dr. evil with number 2.

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their freakin' heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.


here's more
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

THIS ONE IS FREAKING HILARIOUS

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

freaking hilarious loote
i am laughing my ass off

pearljam - since you never responded to my email i guess that means you don't want to do that sapkota night thing ke!! or :O :O
did you forget about it!! ;)

Oh Man... loote u indeed r talented....despite taht nick :)

"If you want your dreams to come true --- wake up!!"