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 U r a nepali

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Posted on 11-12-07 12:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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GOT this frm someone thought it was funny..n so true!

You Know You Are a Nepali When.....*



You think Mustang is the name of a place.


You look up when you hear an airplane.


You point with your lips or with your middle finger.


Whenever you meet someone you ask, 'Have you had your food?' ( bhat khayao?)


You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, ' Have you come to watch a
movie?' (cinema herna ayeko?)


You call all action movies ' action pacck'


You meet an elder and he/she asks you, 'When did you come back?'


You know the three Ds of partying. i.e- dance, drink and dangdung
(fist/khukuri fight).


You think all festivals mean relatives playing cards and getting drunk.


You cannot drink without chicken chilly and momos.


You think chicken chilly and momo are nepali food.


You are crossing a one way street and you have to check both sides. ( daya
ani baya )


You get annoyed when people think you are from Naples.


Your relatives give you money whenever you visit them. ( even when you are
40)


When you see a pair of slippers upside down (ulta chappal) you have to
turn it around.


You don't cut your nails at night. (alas the devil might take You and your
family)


You feel you havent eaten if you havent had Bhath (rice).


You laugh at everything on Nepali TV but you still watch it.


You dont know that the buff you have been eating is actually short for
buffalo.


You have been dragged to a mandir on saraswati puja so that you will get
good grades.


You are not allowed to hum or sing while eating.


Your grandmum doesnt let you whislle at night.


You cant date someone if you are not in love.


You have a problem following rules and standing in line.


You call anyone rajesh hamal(famous Nepali Actor) if he has a long
back-hair.


You wait for someone going 'tinaa-falaam-boraa-botttle' when you have
loads of beer cans and bottles,


You watch Korean movie and try to act like one,


You miss those mountains you used to see the moment you opened your eyes in
the morning..


You go out for lunch/ dinner/ whatever in a group and look at the menu for
half an hour and order the following:
1. momo
2. chowmein
3. fried rice
4. chicken chilli


You think of titaura and your saliva glands go wild!!


You think Toyota Corrolla is the no.1 car in the world!


You can sing this song... 'super top, ma hun super top... ma luga lai seto
paarchu...'


You miss mango tart, wai wai, rara and hatichap chappal..


You are good at drunk driving, especially on motorcycles...



your conversation with any Nepali you just met always ends up being an
interview to unearth the degree of association with this person. (eh...Ghar
ka?? Lazimpat? Tyeso bhaye timile xyz lai chinchhau??)

- 90% of the time you end up knowing someone who knows someone who knows the
person.
- The remaining 10% of the time the person is your relative.



- You owned a dog, or knew of a dog named Tiger.


- you think cats are evil.


- you feel obligated to pay for everyone else when eating out with your
friends.


- you get a kick out revealing to some of your American friends that
Kathmandu is actually a real place and not just a word invented to mean in
the middle of nowhere (as in 'from Katmandu to Timbuktu')


- you didn't know Timbuktu was a real place in Mali, Africa.


- your American friends ask you if you have climbed mount Everest.


- you probably haven't even seen mount Everest.



- your favorite Hollywood actress used to be Phoebe Cates


- you pronounce Phoebe Cates as 'fobee cyats'


- You go crazy if you can't blow on your fingers after you touch your neck.
Or who ever's 4. fingers that touches your neck. (Natra Gaand aunchha kya)


- You drive your friends crazy by touching their neck and running away
before they can blow.


- You think you're better than Indians.


- you dislike India but can't live without their food and their movies.


- you pretend you can't speak Hindi.


- you think you don't have an indian accent.


- You are afraid to step on any paper, or pen (You don't want to piss off
Saraswati and flunk an exam).


- you love the pungent, fermented smell of pickled bamboo shoots (tama) and
dried and aged vegetable leaves (gundruk) + you are drooling at the thought
right now.


- 'Babu' or 'Naani' is the default nickname for all male & female kids in the family since the
last 10 generations.

 
--Finally,



Don't take it seriously,
And enjoy!  

 
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Posted on 11-12-07 6:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You're a Nepali

If your literal understanding of "Democracy" is being able to take a big dump(Goo) right in the middle of the street and not being held accountable for it.


 
Posted on 11-12-07 8:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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NICE ONES BUT THIS SEEMS TO BE A MINI VERSION OF MY THREAD

 
Posted on 11-12-07 8:58 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Dedicated to MY DEAR MAKURE DAI......... LOVE U SO MUCH.....

CONFIDENCE:
Once all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of
prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella....

That's Confidence..

TRUST:
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you
throw him in the air; he laughs.....because he knows you will catch
him....

That's Trust..

 HOPE:
Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the
next morning but still we have plans for the coming day....

That's Hope..

 KEEP CONFIDENCE…!!
TRUST OTHERS…..!!
NEVER LOSE HOPE……!!

This is the copy from sb else..

 


 
Posted on 11-12-07 9:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Most of them are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... nepali.

 

You look up when you hear an airplane

you feel obligated to pay for everyone else when eating out with your
friends

 

CLASSIC>>>SIMPLY CLASSIC


 
Posted on 11-12-07 10:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You still are a Nepali when you call a wallet a purse.
 
Posted on 11-13-07 12:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i guess i am truly oppsite to ur theory although i am proud to say i am NEPALI....

 
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Posted on 11-13-07 1:05 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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this is funny

 

You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, ' Have you come to watch a
movie?' (cinema herna ayeko?)


 
Posted on 11-13-07 1:06 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I personally think You are Nepali

"When you can go on talking negative about every aspect of Nepal and Nepali for hours with your Nepali friend. In contrast you can talk positive about any aspect of Nepal and Nepali with non-Nepali for days and months."

 

ENJOY

 

Last edited: 13-Nov-07 01:07 AM

 
Posted on 11-13-07 8:15 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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This is one of the best thing done by Mhang,

 

You Know friend, you Become great when you laugh on yourself. Yes we nepali do such funny thin , I dont have anybad feeling for doing such thing, after all fact is that we do behave funny so it is. dont be panic on such thing. KEEP IT UP GUYS.

 

 


 
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Posted on 11-13-07 3:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You know you're a Nepali

When you hear the brand  "Haggan Das" , you think of something else

maybe ....someone who shits a lot.

Last edited: 13-Nov-07 04:15 PM

 
Posted on 11-13-07 3:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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कुराकानी ठिकै हुन।

सामाजिक सन्स्कार नै तेही छ।


एक कुरा भने, सक्छौ भारतीय हरु सँग हिन्दी नबोल।
अगी सम्म अङ्रेजिमा मिठो कुरा गरी राखेको देसिले हिन्दी बोलेको सुन्नासाथ                                         ' अबे तेरेको भि हिन्दी बोलना आता है, तु बहुत अछ्छी बोललेते हो भन्दै                                                तु तु मा झरेर कुरा गर्न थालदछ। रेस्टुराँ बाहेक कहाँ नै हिन्दी बोल्नु पर्छ र।      
मिठो र सस्तो दिन्छ भनी बोल्नेकी।


दाल भात् नेपालीको मुख्य पारीकार हो, नेपाली सन्स्कार अनुसार अतिथिलाई भात खानुभयो भनेर नसोधे के सोध्ने।


 
Posted on 11-13-07 4:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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super top.. ma hu super top .. ma luga lai seto parchu .. hah super top...



 
Posted on 11-13-07 6:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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thankx.// all the adds u talk about in nep tv.. n u still watch it,.. frm the condom adds to the detergent adds~! the claassic GOGO powder.. n he falls in cow shit! hahhaa.. talai ta kukur leh  pani kukhraleh pani.....I liked the part where u point something with your nose.. n the menu..u look at n order..the same old thing... Momo..chowmein..fried rice. hahaha
 
Posted on 11-14-07 1:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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  Hey Guys, I still keep Phoebe Cates pics n that makes me more nepali than anybody else!

 
Posted on 11-15-07 4:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Acc to a source this is how nep gals talk:

WHEN U DO PRAISE SOME NEPALEESE WOMEN LIKE " WA TAPAIKO KAPAL TA KYA LAMO BANYO BANE SHE WILL SAY AH YO TA K HO RA PAILA MERO KATTI LAMO THIYO KATERA PO YETTI BAKO RE, HAHAH

ANI ARKO CHAI KASTO SLIM BANYO BANE PAILA TA MA JAN SINKA JASTAI THIYE AILE PO ALIK MOTAKO CHU TA RE KYA HAHAHA


 
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Posted on 11-16-07 9:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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About 90% apply to me. The remaining 10% include -

- you dislike India but can't live without their food and their movies.

-You have a problem following rules and standing in line.



 


 
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You're a TRUE TRUE TRUE Nepali

you come to Sajha.com and post all sort of political propagandas because

1.Your father / uncle / brother is one of those corrupt leader and you live oversea comfortably.

2.Your family is somehow realted to the Royal family: close, distant or you're a Rana

3.You're trying to keep the Communist spirit alive and believe killing innocent people is necessary to get to the power.


 
Posted on 11-16-07 10:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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you are always saying how bad ur country is to ur peers n how gud it is to others

 



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