Almost puked listening to this.

 The fake accent doesn't bother me that much. Listening to all three souncloud pieces and having no clue whats going on doesn't bother me too much either. What bothers me is you guys flooding the homepage with three threads about the same thing when one would have been sufficient. There is a difference between publicity and straight up spam. Good luck with your venture - whatever it is, but spare us with multiple threads about the same thing. 

Don't listen to this at night, it will sound scary...or creepy.